Self Made Skits

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This was my contest entry for the Newgrounds 2020 Voice Acting Contest, with the theme of "Horror." I won first place with 293/300 points. Second place had 20 points lower.

Being alone in the dark is quite scary, so why not have a couple of friends... by your side.

An unsuspecting individual is captured late one night during a power outage.

For what purpose does he serve, you might ask?

Well, two ingenious innovators have quite the proposition.

Oh, don't worry. It's all for the greater good of humanity...

The Amalgamation
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In addition to voicing and editing sound design for 12 skits in the NG2020VAC, I also wrote and performed my own piece. This was entirely voiced and edited by myself.
 

In order to strengthen bonds within his motley crew, a ship captain calls all on deck to "reward" them with a team building exercise. Little do the jolly rogers know that the captain has raised the stakes to prove they deserve his trust...

PiraTeam Building
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This is a parody impression reel of the Cartoon Network show, Regular Show. All voices other than Benson are performed by me. Benson is performed by Cyclone Breitmayer.

When Benson gets the opportunity of a lifetime, he puts Pops in charge to ensure the park protects his life-changing tape recording. Can Mordecai and Rigby hold back from ruining Benson's opportunity? Will Muscle Man high-five Hi Five Ghost? Will Benson get his big break? Listen to find out!

Regular Show: The Recording
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Based on this Jerma985 stream clip and this fan edit...

You pre-ordered Cyberpunk after months upon months of waiting, only for more delays. But CD Projekt won’t let you down. They just sent out their top star to personally deliver and install a complimentary, CUSTOM Cyberpunk TOILET! Just for you...

Keanu Reeves ASMR
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Now! Voice! This! 7
Submissions

I made it up to the quarter finals in the Now! Voice! This! Competition, where Chuck Huber provides 800+ voice actors with themes that we must make a sketch with. Often, these are limited to 20-30 seconds each. You can be as creative as you'd like with your submissions.

R1 - This is My OC!
R2 - Let the Sunshine In!
QF - This is a...
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Alex Jones interviews his hottest guest yet, Kermit the Frog.

You've been anticipating it for years. INFOWARS has finally brought on the most popular amphibian to provide insight on the most controversial topics to date. Keep your ears open and your inter-dimensional beliefs in order because this one's about to get STEAMY.

Alex Jones' Frog Wars
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Bobby Flay and Kanye West open their newest restaurant chain, Kanye Flay's.

 

As a result of a friend having a fever dream in the middle of the night consisting of a prolific chef and his sidekick self-proclaimed God, the following was produced.

 

I am fully aware Bobby Flay likely does not sound like this, and Kanye does not have a grill in 24/7.

But let me live my fantasy for just a little while longer, okay?

Kanye Flays
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A New York citizen shares how great his state is in comparison to all others.

Inspired by a Tumblr post, and being a resident of PA, it's not uncommon for someone from the Big Apple to share with you in excruciating detail their favorite parts about their hometown while sprinkling in some insults.

I Love New York!
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I asked Cyclone Breitmayer to give me something to make a skit about, and this was it. This is a parody of the CBS Show, The King of Queens.

King of Queen's Arthur finds a new favorite pastime he shares with Doug.

Ever wonder what Arthur Spooner does while Doug and Carrie Heffernan aren't home? Well, now you now. And he suggests you give it a try, too! If you haven't already...

The King of Hentai
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Whitey Duvall, Dukesberry Allstar Patch winner and star of Adam Sandler's hit Hanukah movie, Eight Crazy Nights, has passed away tragically. This is his final will.

Reports say he contracted COVID-19 from not washing his hands after picking his ass.

 

This was a skit I made for my Adam Sandler cult, the Sandler Society.

Whitey Duvall's Will
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Kermit traverses into the valley of death and sings Gangsta's Paradise.

This is merely a cover of the song Gangsta's Paradise.

As sung by Kermit. K-kermit sings Gangsta's Paradise.

Kermit Sings: Gangsta's Paradise
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