Characters
Genghis Khan (Temüjin)
An ancient fear-mongering Mongolian emperor who has inexplicably been revived following a "deadly" Cyclone in Attacoun County.
Likes: Mutilation, rocks, discarded trash, Cyndi Lauper
Dislikes: Silence, a full bladder, shards, in-tact doors
Location: Mongolia
Age: 859
Vinny K. Fazool
An Eastern New England entertainer that focuses primarily on comedy, often not successfully.
Likes: His own voice, pizza, his sister, his ex-wife
Dislikes: Being separated from his son
Location: Boston / New York / Italy
Age: 56
Hollow Melvin
A game developer, tech guru, and Japanese connoisseur with an unhealthy fixation on Ween.
Likes: Ween, Ween, Ween, Ween, anime, himself
Dislikes: Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, society
Location: Attacoun County
Age: 23
*Hollow has commissioned online artist CrashCan to depict himself in the most flattering way possible.
Ween
A famous internet streamer, cammer, and "artist" with sociopathic tendencies.
Likes: Money, vinyls, art (despite never painting)
Dislikes: Her fans (particularly Hollow)
Location: New Jersey
Age: 18+
